Total Medals Earned: 2,369 (From 608 different games.) Total Medal Score: 28,955 Points
Medals Earned: 7/15 (140/405 points)
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Beat the game
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Heal an enemy ship
Have a spike at the end of the game
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Get a full planet
Get a chain of 10+
Get a multiplier on a boss
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/50 points)
Hallucinate
Defeat the Combined Golem
Open City Door
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/100 points)
You got the anvil at the end of the game
Win on normal difficulty
You did not get the anvil at the end of the game
Win on easy difficulty
Win on hard difficulty
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/205 points)
Finish the game
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/155 points)
Destroyed Boneless Hat
Kill 50 Enemies
Died 25 Times
Destroyed that Kinky Glass
Destroyed That Big Mass
Killed The Boneless
Won the game with the three players
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Complete the first level
Complete the first six levels
Complete the first twelve levels
Complete the first 18 levels!
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/40 points)
Medals Earned: 4/6 (80/280 points)
End with attack as your highest stat.
End with your max health - 20 as your highest stat.
End with luck as your highest stat.
End with balanced stats, or equal attack and luck higher than max hp - 20.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Find Bert the Clown before he finds you!
Finally wake up