Total Medals Earned: 2,369 (From 608 different games.) Total Medal Score: 28,955 Points
Medals Earned: 11/16 (355/565 points)
Finish the game with all tasks completed
Complete the game
Eliminate all the Cum Men
Get shit on by a bird
Tread in shit
Glass someone
Destroy all the CCTV cameras
Blow up baby Jesus
Play the game during December.
Send Mazza to bi' wi' ahh Di, Jade Goody and the angles
Collect all the dog treats
Press F
Press C
Ride the bus
Knock a bird shit out of the sky with a glass.
Knock two bird shits out of the sky.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (25/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 5/18 (25/250 points)
Reach the door at the end of Level 1
Reach the door at the end of Level 2
Reach the door at the end of Level 3
Reach the door at the end of Level 4
Reach the door at the end of Level 5
Reach the door at the end of Level 10
Reach the door at the end of Level 6
Reach the door at the end of Level 7
Reach the door at the end of Level 8
Reach the door at the end of Level 9
Reach the door at the end of Level 11
Reach the door at the end of Level 12
Reach the door at the end of Level 13
Reach the door at the end of Level 14
Reach the door at the end of Level 15
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/90 points)
You got the gold in under 150 seconds, about time you retired to Spain, right?
You got all the gold, but with less skill and finesse than a beatboxing turkey
You were in, out, and on your way to Chotchkie's in just 200 seconds
You dirty tea leaf! You half-inched all that gold in under 110 seconds!
Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/250 points)
Pick up a match.
Find the letter of lust.
Find the letter of pride.
Find the letter of envy.
Find the letter of gluttony.
Find the letter of greed.
Find the letter of sloth.
Find the letter of wrath.
Find all available matches.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/475 points)
Pick up a match
Find the letter of lust
Find the letter of envy
Find the letter of gluttony
Find the letter of greed
Find the letter of pride
Find the letter of sloth
Find the letter of wrath
Find All Available Matches
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)
Defeat Hip the Snow Wizard
Defeat Elroy
Defeat Lady Seraph
Defeat Bullet Hellington
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/60 points)
You are a well-balanced person
You are Coward
Green till the death
Red till the death
You are green minded person
Easily deceived by green ideas
At the end you have mind
You are red minded person
Easily deceived by red ideas
Having late brain is better than nothing
You don't like troubles
You always don't have time
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/165 points)
You've lost the game and doomed us all!
You've found The Hammer of Brick Breaking!
You've claimed the sword!
You've won the game and saved the universe!
You've purged this game of all monsters!
On the edge of darkness, you still prevailed!
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times