CrankyRabbit's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Last few Seconds Alive]

My testicles grew three sizes listening to this. Then they jumped the fence. Fortunately judging from the gunfire they didn't get far.

I hope.

GoreBastard responds:

Damn, I hate it when that happens!

[Vomit Piss]

Damnit... now I have to make some sort of high-speed shooter involving hydra-like bosses, because that is what this tune makes me think of: ACID-PUKING HYDRA MONSTER BOSS FIGHT.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *gets killed*

GoreBastard responds:

Don't be dead dude!

:)

[D.G.S.P.S.]

Epic boss fight music involving wuxia style acrobatics and FUCKING GATLING ROCKET LAUNCHERS AAAAAAAAAAAA

GoreBastard responds:

Haha cheers man!

[screwed and welded]

Nice dark bgm track

This is a good background (backgrind?) track for some fairly malevolent game, maybe some kind of industrial-dystopia themed platformer or such. It's minimal, threatening and quite effectively paced to suggest the need for constant movement to avoid becoming a target. And ti does all of this without being overly ostentatious or histrionic! Very nice.

getZZK responds:

Thanks for ur comment :)

[New Wave Kitten is Angry]

The visuals are slightly odd

I keep seeing the following:

1) the singer as Jello Biafra in a white tuxedo, slicked-down hair and suave manner,
2) the band in classical punk rock gear with extra leather, spikes and mascara.

This is guaranteed a place in my favourites. Well done!

CoMcPhee responds:

I like what you're seeing!

[Weasel-MX - Cottleston Pie]

F*cked up in the best way

I've only ever heard this on a Muppet Show LP, and this sounds like a hybrid of Head Like a Hole and the Muppets. As a result, It seriously RAWKS!

cultdeadcow responds:

Thanks! A fly can't bird, but a bird can fly, after all.

[Pooping Is Fun]

Disgusting filth :)

TARDMUSIC FTW!!!

Naturally I love it and have favourited it, and giggle insanely whenever I listen to it.

Perfect matched with Hemorrhoy Rogers.

giftedbuttwisted responds:

Hahahahahaha thats what we were goin for