I will automatically vote zero on any submission with the following defects:
1. Clearly incomplete
2. Clearly suffering from delusions of grandeur after being able to make one stick figure ram a sword/axe/bicycle pump into another
3. Involves anyone with an offensive username
4. Author comments are non sequiturs and/or deliberately offensive
5. Author comments are along the lines of "Vote 5 or I KEEL you!!!!11factorial"
6. Involve the spammy scoundrels yclept Duck Division
7. I inexplicably run the Flash in a popup window, lose control of the mouse, and click the zero button by mistake.
OK, as you were, not as you should be, damnit.
Dylawrence
You're my favorite voter of all time!
CrankyRabbit (Updated )
Heh, thanks. For my first uploadworthy Flash I think I'll say the only nice thing one CAN say about the spamboys here: they make gaining experience points easy.