I will automatically vote zero on any submission with the following defects:
1. Clearly incomplete
2. Clearly suffering from delusions of grandeur after being able to make one stick figure ram a sword/axe/bicycle pump into another
3. Involves anyone with an offensive username
4. Author comments are non sequiturs and/or deliberately offensive
5. Author comments are along the lines of "Vote 5 or I KEEL you!!!!11factorial"
6. Involve the spammy scoundrels yclept Duck Division
7. I inexplicably run the Flash in a popup window, lose control of the mouse, and click the zero button by mistake.

OK, as you were, not as you should be, damnit.